From 1977 through 1980 i was the manager of The Criterion Hotel in the Sydney
CBD. The hotel was owned by Paul Byers and contained 3 bars, a bottle shop and
the first char grill in Sydney.
This was not a 'cook-your-own' affair but a credible French Bistro
run by Guy Casanova trading under the name 'Chez Guyom' (can You believe it?
Apparently Tooth's did not credit Sydneysiders with the cosmopolitan
maturity to understand (or pronounce) Chez Guillaume). In addition the hotel
offered 28 rooms (some self contained) as excellent central, budget
accommodation. The building was classified by the National Trust in the late
seventies (sorry, forget the exact date) and is still standing as a monument
to art deco Sydney architecture of the '30s (You can see a photo
here).
They gathered 'round the Tavern Bar...
In 1981 i moved to the Strathfield Hotel and managed it until 1983. Strathfield
is somewhat removed from the CBD in Sydney and is an affluent, inner western
suburb. The hotel itself is directly opposite Strathfield railway station
which is a major change station comprising 8 platforms, hence the 'nickname'
of the hotel 'Platform 9' (although given the way the platforms are numbered
i believe the hotel should be 'Platform 0'). The Strathfield Hotel is a large
concern belonging to the Whelan family. It consists of 4 bars, bottle shop in
addition to a 'drive-in' bottle shop and a cafeteria style restaurant. 42 rooms
were available for budget to medium range and entertainment was
provided 2 to 3 nights each week.
In 1983 the third phase of my hotel managerial life began when i took on
responsibility of the Victoria Hotel in Orange NSW. Orange is a city of about
35,000 situated on the tablelands about 250km west of Sydney. The Victoria
Hotel is the oldest licence in Orange and had been in my family since 1925
when my grandfather moved to Orange after many years as licensee of the
Goolma Hotel.
The 'Vic' was at that stage a 2 bar "working class"
hotel with the main attraction being a fiercely loyal established core of
`regulars'. If ever the Australian spirit of mateship and camaraderie were
personified, it was represented by the patrons of my home.
In 1986 i left Orange to begin a degree at the University of Wollongong and in 1987 my father sold the hotel (not without some tears from the whole family) and he and my mother retired to live out their days in Orange.
Principles of Bar Tending in conjunction with the Orange Community Training and Education Centre (O.C.T.E.C.)and the Community Youth Support Scheme (C.Y.S.S.)
Professional Waiter and Liquor Service Course in conjunction with OCTECand Skillshare.
In both courses it was my responsibility to:
Lecture and tutor courses at University of Wollongong, University of New England, University of Newcastle; including
I used to be with it once.
Then
they changed what 'it' was.
Now what I'm with isn't 'it' any more,
and what's
'it' seems weird and scary to me.
... And it'll happen to you.
Send Joe an insulting email (but make it classy).
Nothing like old Bard S. for a good put-down.
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with ``Thou'':
| artless | base-court | apple-john |
| bawdy | bat-fowling | baggage |
| beslubbering | beef-witted | barnacle |
| bootless | beetle-headed | bladder |
| churlish | boil-brained | boar-pig |
| cockered | clapper-clawed | bugbear |
| clouted | clay-brained | bum-bailey |
| craven | common-kissing | canker-blossom |
| currish | crook-pated | clack-dish |
| dankish | dismal-dreaming | clotpole |
| dissembling | dizzy-eyed | coxcomb |
| droning | doghearted | codpiece |
| errant | dread-bolted | death-token |
| fawning | earth-vexing | dewberry |
| fobbing | elf-skinned | flap-dragon |
| froward | fat-kidneyed | flax-wench |
| frothy | fen-sucked | flirt-gill |
| gleeking | flap-mouthed | foot-licker |
| goatish | fly-bitten | fustilarian |
| gorbellied | folly-fallen | giglet |
| impertinent | fool-born | gudgeon |
| infectious | full-gorged | haggard |
| jarring | guts-griping | harpy |
| loggerheaded | half-faced | hedge-pig |
| lumpish | hasty-witted | horn-beast |
| mammering | hedge-born | hugger-mugger |
| mangled | hell-hated | joithead |
| mewling | idle-headed | lewdster |
| paunchy | ill-breeding | lout |
| pribbling | ill-nurtured | maggot-pie |
| puking | knotty-pated | malt-worm |
| puny | milk-livered | mammet |
| qualling | motley-minded | measle |
| rank | onion-eyed | minnow |
| reeky | plume-plucked | miscreant |
| roguish | pottle-deep | moldwarp |
| ruttish | pox-marked | mumble-news |
| saucy | reeling-ripe | nut-hook |
| spleeny | rough-hewn | pigeon-egg |
| spongy | rude-growing | pignut |
| surly | rump-fed | puttock |
| tottering | shard-borne | pumpion |
| unmuzzled | sheep-biting | ratsbane |
| vain | spur-galled | scut |
| venomed | swag-bellied | skainsmate |
| villainous | tardy-gaited | strumpet |
| warped | tickle-brained | varlot |
| wayward | toad-spotted | vassal |
| weedy | unchin-snouted | whey-face |
| yeasty | weather-bitten | wagtail |